i realized i hit rock bottom when i started watching “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

dicksplit:

Listening to your jam when you’re home alone

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thaibrator:

this post is all over the place

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

hstuyles:

Zayn Malik + Selfies

Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce